CANCERCAT
PRIVATE WARD 01EST. SOMETIME BEFORE THE CRASH
CRITICAL BUT BULLISH.

THE MEMECOIN THAT REFUSES TO DIE

CANCERCAT

STILL NOT FUCKING DEAD.

One HP remaining. Portfolio clinically deceased. Patient continues to reject all sell orders.

CONTRACT PENDING — NO LIVE TOKEN LINKED

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CancerCat, an exhausted grey-beige cat on life support, refusing to sell
PATIENTCancerCatDO NOT ASK ABOUT THE CHART
CHAIN / SOLANATICKER / $CANCERCONTRACT / PENDINGSCROLL FOR TREATMENT ↓

INTERACTIVE TREATMENT // NO WALLET REQUIRED

KEEP CANCERCAT ALIVE

Medical science has failed. Try buttons. Outcomes are not guaranteed, sensible, or permanent.

HP013/100
HEART RATE
041 BPM
CONDITION
CRITICAL BUT BULLISH
LIVES LEFT
0.13
INTERACTIONS
000
PATIENT ECGLIVE
Patient admitted. Wallet not recovered.
SHIFT LOG
  1. Patient admitted. Wallet not recovered.
PRIVATE MEMORIAL HOSPITALPATIENT RECORD
COPY 01 / DO NOT FORWARD TO SEC
NO RECENT PHOTOPATIENT TOO TIRED
LEGAL NAME

CancerCat

FELINE / DEGEN / SELF-DISCHARGE DENIED

PATIENT
CancerCat
CONDITION
Critical but bullish
DIAGNOSIS
Terminally Online
BLOOD TYPE
SOL+
PORTFOLIO
-97.4%
LIVES REMAINING
0.13
CAUSE
Round-tripping the top
PROGNOSIS
LAST WORDS
one more candle
ATTENDING PHYSICIAN NOTES

Patient displays no measurable survival instinct, yet rejects all attempts to close the position.

Condition worsens when exposed to charts. Improves briefly when strangers type “send it.”

unreadableDR. BAGHOLDER, MD
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CASE HISTORY // ABBREVIATED

Doctors gave CancerCat 24 hours.

That was a long time ago.

Nobody understands why he is still alive.

He refuses to sell.

01 HP0 EXITS∞ BAD DECISIONS